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Feb 15, 2015 20:12:56 GMT
Post by howler on Feb 15, 2015 20:12:56 GMT
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Post by howler on Feb 19, 2015 21:59:42 GMT
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
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Post by madameruby on Feb 24, 2015 18:37:30 GMT
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." 
-for those of us who have a bit of a southern accent
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Post by drench on Mar 7, 2015 6:38:46 GMT
Blonde, brunette, and a redhead escape from prison and hide in sacks in a barn. The police go looking for them and kicks the first sack where the brunette promptly replies with a "meow".
The police say "they are just kittens" and move on to the next sack. They kick the sack with the redhead inside and she says "ruff ruff" to which the police say " just a bunch of puppies"
So they go to the last sack with the blonde inside and kick that sack and the blonde says " potatoes"....
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